Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

Mr. Big: My name is gonna be in the history books. And they better spell my name right! L-I-D-E-O. So simple. Frankie LiDeo! Very easy!
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Mr. Big: Remember, a younger customer always turns into a loyal customer. Remember that! Remember that!
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Michael: Why are you doing this? Stop it!
Mr. Big: You wanna know why I'm doing this, do you? I just wanna get everybody high, Man. You know, some good drugs. Nothing wrong with that, is there?
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Steven Spielberg: [when Michael accidentally runs in on his set] Cut! You hairball, I'll never finish this movie! Who let him in? Isn't anybody in charge? Don't you know ANYTHING about show business?
Michael: I'm sorry.
Steven Spielberg: My producer is doing this to me, isn't he? I ask for a BAD guy and he gives me Michael Jackson? I can't take it anymore!
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Cowboy: Hey, pilgrim, you wanna ruin my career, I'LL show you *bad*.
Michael: Sorry, I gotta go. Bye.
Cowboy: Let's get the varmit.
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Statue of Liberty: Land of the free, home of the weird.
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Young Michael: What is he wearing?
Agent: A Prince t-shirt and red sneakers.
Young Michael: *Prince* t-shirt?
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Michael: [a traffic cop points to a "No Moonwalking" sign] Me and my friend, Spike, we were just... But, my friend, he was just... Spike, he was just here...
Traffic Cop: [Hands him a ticket pad] I need your autograph right HERE.
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Zeke 'Baby Bad' Michael: [about Michael Jackson] I taught him everything he knows.
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Mr. Big: You guys gotta get in the middle of the country. Get in the middle of the country there! Stop those kids from praying in school first. I want you to hang around by playgrounds, I want you to hang around schoolyards.
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Mr. Big: I want every kid in this whole world to take drugs because of me. Because of ME. I want everybody to know. Everybody.
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Michael: Let her go!
Mr. Big: Shut up! Don't you talk to me. You shut up!
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Michael: Do it and your dead.
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Mr. Big: There, get him! Come on, get him! Kill him, KILL HIM! Let's see how cool he is now.
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[after a wire sprays sparks and scares the kids]
Michael: [laughs] It's just a plug! It's just a plug.
Zeke 'Baby Bad' Michael: Yeah, you jumped back too.